ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE. YOU THINK YOU KNOW ADRIENNE, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA.*
HarvardMarsha (12:11:24 AM): hey do you know when gretchen's birthday is?
adorienne (12:11:35 AM): march 12th?
adorienne (12:11:47 AM): or 15...
adorienne (12:11:51 AM): i think 12
adorienne (12:12:03 AM): whenever senior day was last year
HarvardMarsha (12:12:06 AM): that sounds right
HarvardMarsha (12:12:13 AM): i have no idea when that was
HarvardMarsha (12:12:22 AM): i was just talking about senior day a minute ago
HarvardMarsha (12:12:23 AM): thats weird
adorienne (12:12:46 AM): you're weird
HarvardMarsha (12:13:14 AM): no, actually, i am relatively normal!
adorienne (12:13:22 AM): right
HarvardMarsha (12:14:07 AM): so true
HarvardMarsha (12:14:10 AM): how you be?
adorienne (12:15:18 AM): you don't know who i be
HarvardMarsha (12:15:46 AM): why not
adorienne (12:15:58 AM): because that's how dmx sings it
HarvardMarsha (12:16:29 AM): your a dmx fan?
adorienne (12:16:53 AM): of course biznitch
adorienne (12:16:59 AM): don't you know anything about me?
adorienne (12:17:01 AM): wait, no
adorienne (12:17:06 AM): you don't know who i be
adorienne (12:17:30 AM): except he sings "they don't know who we be"
adorienne (12:17:41 AM): because he's talking about more than himself
adorienne (12:17:45 AM): dmx is selfless
HarvardMarsha (12:18:22 AM): are you drunk/high?
adorienne (12:18:29 AM): both!
adorienne (12:18:31 AM): of course!
adorienne (12:18:59 AM): i like to have whiskey and weed laced with coke after I cue some sound and do my spanish homework
adorienne (12:19:09 AM): it's a routine you know
HarvardMarsha (12:19:14 AM): awesome, i cant wait to visit
adorienne (12:19:23 AM): i'll have to shut you out though
adorienne (12:19:34 AM): i only go through spirit journeys alone
HarvardMarsha (12:20:11 AM): fine then
HarvardMarsha (12:20:22 AM): i wont be sharing my drugs with you either
adorienne (12:20:30 AM): fine bizzlenizzle
adorienne (12:20:51 AM): i have drawer full of coke laced weed and valium
HarvardMarsha (12:21:45 AM): what about acid?
HarvardMarsha (12:21:48 AM): or lsd?
adorienne (12:22:12 AM): i stick only to the best
adorienne (12:22:22 AM): acid makes me grow to many ears
HarvardMarsha (12:24:13 AM): personally, i am a fan becausei like to hear colos and taste smells
adorienne (12:24:37 AM): i already hear colors
HarvardMarsha (12:24:51 AM): lucky bitch
HarvardMarsha (12:25:27 AM): im rocking out right now
HarvardMarsha (12:25:33 AM): rock out with your cock out
adorienne (12:25:38 AM): i don't have a cock
adorienne (12:25:45 AM): you must be doing too much acid
HarvardMarsha (12:27:07 AM): not enough if you ask me
adorienne (12:27:31 AM): touche
HarvardMarsha (12:28:44 AM): 4348
HarvardMarsha (12:29:02 AM): or 4347
adorienne (12:29:27 AM): 5549
HarvardMarsha (12:30:55 AM): what?
adorienne (12:31:11 AM): quit playing games
adorienne (12:31:27 AM): ...with my heart
adorienne (12:31:46 AM): if you want, we can go see the backstreet boys for 60 dollars
HarvardMarsha (12:33:21 AM): are they still together?
adorienne (12:33:32 AM): they're making a comeback
adorienne (12:33:40 AM): 2 shows at irving plaza
adorienne (12:33:45 AM): 60 a ticket
HarvardMarsha (12:33:55 AM): old stuff?
HarvardMarsha (12:33:57 AM): new stuff?
HarvardMarsha (12:33:58 AM): both?
adorienne (12:33:59 AM): new stuff
HarvardMarsha (12:34:38 AM): eww
adorienne (12:34:55 AM): eww yourself
adorienne (12:34:58 AM): i like them
adorienne (12:35:10 AM): you know aj and i had frequent sex
HarvardMarsha (12:35:40 AM): ya i know, thats why you have the hiv
adorienne (12:35:51 AM): don't joke about that
adorienne (12:35:56 AM): the h's are forever
adorienne (12:36:11 AM): and he never gave me anything. don't slander him.
adorienne (12:37:01 AM): i loved him for those brief minutes
adorienne (12:37:16 AM): and then he went to rehab and i forgot who he was
HarvardMarsha (12:37:39 AM): i always likie brian
adorienne (12:38:03 AM): yeah but he had that heart condition
adorienne (12:38:11 AM): he wanted to tap this, but he couldn't
adorienne (12:38:15 AM): i was too much woman
HarvardMarsha (12:39:14 AM): or not enough man
adorienne (12:39:50 AM): no he's not like that
adorienne (12:39:53 AM): i think he's married now
adorienne (12:40:02 AM): too some weak bitch
HarvardMarsha (12:40:31 AM): we could take her
HarvardMarsha (12:40:38 AM): we could beat that bitch into the ground
HarvardMarsha (12:40:42 AM): make her bleed
HarvardMarsha (12:40:48 AM): like shes on the rag
adorienne (12:40:53 AM): nah, i'm not into him anyway
adorienne (12:41:14 AM): i've been too sad since the pope died
HarvardMarsha (12:41:25 AM): the pope died?
adorienne (12:41:33 AM): i don't know
adorienne (12:41:45 AM): why don't you look it up
HarvardMarsha (12:41:49 AM): dont joke about things like that
adorienne (12:42:10 AM): i won't
adorienne (12:42:19 AM): the p
adorienne (12:42:23 AM): s are forever too
adorienne (12:43:15 AM): he got that tube in his throat though
adorienne (12:43:19 AM): and he's really old
HarvardMarsha (12:43:47 AM): yeah
HarvardMarsha (12:43:56 AM): dont tell people his is dead though
adorienne (12:44:22 AM): don't worry his is not dead
HarvardMarsha (12:44:37 AM): i just freaked out
adorienne (12:45:26 AM): i was freaking out a couple of minutes ago
adorienne (12:45:32 AM): you know, to that old 70s song
HarvardMarsha (12:45:41 AM): what old 70s song?
adorienne (12:45:55 AM): that one
adorienne (12:46:36 AM): anyway
adorienne (12:46:54 AM): i have to go eat some mnms and help my friends make the nonillegal part of pot brownies
HarvardMarsha (12:47:20 AM): hahaha
HarvardMarsha (12:47:28 AM): save some for me
adorienne (12:47:44 AM): not possible
adorienne (12:47:49 AM): but thanks for thinking about it
HarvardMarsha (12:48:38 AM): have a goood night, im sure you will
adorienne (12:49:21 AM): i'm just eating the chocolate
adorienne (12:49:32 AM): i'm still on the coke i don't need nothin' else
HarvardMarsha (12:50:33 AM): youd be surprised
adorienne (12:50:57 AM): no i wouldn't be
adorienne (12:51:08 AM): i've done enough coke rambles to know
HarvardMarsha (12:51:49 AM): suit yourself
HarvardMarsha (12:52:00 AM): but your missing out
adorienne (12:52:36 AM): whatevs small timer
HarvardMarsha (12:53:08 AM): im not saying i dont swim with the sharks every one in awhile
HarvardMarsha (12:53:21 AM): meadville is like the drug capital of the midwest
adorienne (12:53:39 AM): meadville's not the midwest
adorienne (12:54:00 AM): and new york is one of the drug capitals of the world
HarvardMarsha (12:54:00 AM): yes it is
HarvardMarsha (12:54:45 AM): so? what does that mean? we are both living in drug cities, getting drugged up and having a good time
adorienne (12:55:12 AM): who said so?
adorienne (12:55:16 AM): i'm tortured
HarvardMarsha (12:55:24 AM): why are you tortured?
adorienne (12:55:36 AM): i only sauce it up when i feel empty inside
adorienne (12:55:55 AM): luckily that hasn't happened since i found out the pope died
HarvardMarsha (12:56:41 AM): well i only get sauced up when i am so utterly happy and content with the world that i cant stand it...and that hasnt been since the pope died
adorienne (12:57:04 AM): what are you on? the pope's not dead
*there is a slight possibility that absolutely nothing I said in this conversation is true. but you should know that! everything I say is a lie. except that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that. and that.
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